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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
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7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This is cheating.
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This is cheating.
Loved aur Arranged Marriage ke beech ka anter
Birju: Arey Gajodhar, Arranged aur loved marriage me ka farak hai?
Gajodhar: Are burbak itna bhi na pta! Dekho, Kabhi surf ka aid suna hai? Pahle istemal karo phir wiswas karo.
Birju: Ha.
Gajodhar: Ta ee loved marriage wahi hai. Pahle istemal karo aur phir wiswas karo.
Birju: Arranged marriage?
Gajodhar:Ika matlab hai, bika hua saman wapis nai hoga. Samjha?
Birju: Thik hai ham jat hai aur papa se kahenge ki mai pahle istemal karonga,
tab wiswas karke shaadi karoonga
Birju: Arey Gajodhar, Arranged aur loved marriage me ka farak hai?
Gajodhar: Are burbak itna bhi na pta! Dekho, Kabhi surf ka aid suna hai? Pahle istemal karo phir wiswas karo.
Birju: Ha.
Gajodhar: Ta ee loved marriage wahi hai. Pahle istemal karo aur phir wiswas karo.
Birju: Arranged marriage?
Gajodhar:Ika matlab hai, bika hua saman wapis nai hoga. Samjha?
Birju: Thik hai ham jat hai aur papa se kahenge ki mai pahle istemal karonga,
tab wiswas karke shaadi karoonga
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