Saturday 13 June 2015

4th July 2015 funny jokes- Fourth of July funny messages

Fourth of July 2015 funny Jokes & 4th July 2015 funny messages: Fourth of July is very important day in the history of United States; US Independence Day is celebrated every year on 4th July. Just like every year this year also Fourth of July will be celebrated all across the America. On this occasion you can wish all your friends by sending these Funny Fourth of July 2015 jokes & 4th July 2015 funny messages.

America celebrates its Independence from Kingdom of Great Britain (United Kingdom) every year on Fourth of July. Just like every year this year also many patriotic events will be organized all over in America. American Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, family reunions, and political speeches and ceremonies, in addition to various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States.

If you people want to wish all your friends, classmates & colleague a very Happy Fourth of July, then you must see all this amazing collections of Fourth of July 2015 jokes. You can send this 4th July messages to your friends on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, Kik & other social Medias. So let’s celebrate Fourth of July with all these amazing Funny Fourth of July jokes and funny Fourth of July 2015 messages.

Funny Fourth of July 2015 jokes- 4th July Independence Day


Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.

Why did the duck say bang?
Because he was a firequacker

Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.
Caleb: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!

Robert: What’s red, white and blue?
Bradley: Our flag, of course.
Robert: And a sad candy cane!

Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
Josh: No.
Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.

Funny Fourth of July 2015 messages- 4th July Independence Day


What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill

How is a healthy person like the United States? They both have good constitutions!

Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army? He was a Yankee doodler!

What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country? Beneduck Arnold.



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